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[decelerate]

DALLEN S. TEXT/VOICE/MMS

Yo. Obviously I'm not here right now, so leave a message, etcetera. If you're my sister, just dial again.

code by jerky.

Comments

text, backdated 12/28. 1/defk

[duette]

DALLEN WHERE ARE YOU

[duette]

DALLEN

[duette]

DALLEN, ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW

[duette]

DALLEN I'M HAVING A REAL LIVE EMERGENCY!!!!

[duette]

I stayed a little after school to help Julia in the home ec room, you know? Like I promised, and I didn't think anything of it, I always do that! My classmates are always asking for my recipes! Well I was just on my way home and

[duette]

I accidentally bumped into these really freaky looking people, so I tried to get away and I

[duette]

DALLEN I KNOCKED TWO PEOPLES' ARMS RIGHT OFF AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! AM I GOING TO GET ARRESTED? CAN I BE CHARGED FOR THAT?

done.

[duette]

Hey, are you even listening?!

( 1/2 ) HARPER PLS.

[decelerate]

uh

( 2/2 )

[decelerate]

what???

1/2

[duette]

I. Knocked. TWO. People's. Arms off! I don't know how I can make that more clear!

[duette]

Oh, but I think they were zombies.

[decelerate]

zombies. is this payback cause i didnt get you better gifts or something

[duette]

[ ...His gifts were just fine but that is not the point and she's not entertaining it! ]

Take me seriously! Why on earth would I make something like this up?

[decelerate]

its pretty unbelievable so im just trying to make sure idk. zombies huh??

[duette]

[ NNNNNNNNNNN LOOKING AT HER PHONE SO HARD. ]

I know how it sounds! But I really did do something terrible because I

I freaked out, okay?

[decelerate]

for what its worth i dont think itll bother them too much to lose their arms. plus if they freaked you out they kinda deserve it

[duette]

*Why* do I think you're still being facetious with me.

[decelerate]

no? come on sis im taking you pretty seriously right now.

1/2

[duette]

*Pretty* seriously isn't going to cut it! I could have *died*!

[duette]

I took a picture.

[decelerate]

pics pls.

[duette]

You can't send them to anyone else or post them anywhere if I show you! Promise me!

[decelerate]

pinky swear i wont.

[duette]

[ ...Good, pinky swears were sufficient. ]

Okay, pinky swears. Here.

[ INCOMING MMS. It's a little blurred because she'd picked up and bolted about .02 of a second after taking it, but there's a very blue, very undead looking girl on the ground, what appears to be a detached arm next to her, and three sets of quite shambly looking legs gathered around. ]